Céline Fall 14/15
Since when did frumpy sandals become necessary wardrobe staples?
Every day, rain or shine, hot or cold, my biology teacher wore faded tan sandals with old white socks to school (not kidding. every. single. day.). The general opinion of his choice of footwear was negative; there were some days when the words “frankenstein feet” were uttered more than “binary fission.”
In the two years since I took bio with Mr. Frankenfeet, that style of sandal had quickly transformed from uncommonly ugly to decidedly desirable. Shout-out to sandals for doing what every teenage girl hopes to do from the time they’re in middle school to the time they’re in high school! Their image turn-around has been so successful that practically everyone, including me, is currently on the hunt for pair of sandals (my mom already bought a pair! She’s ahead of the game).
While I was shopping around for the perfect pair, though, I was shocked at the amount of variation: some were color-blocked, others had gems, and a few were platforms! So, instead of looking for a pair of shoes to buy, I have to decide which pair I will buy (oh boy, decisions).
For the edgy:
For the fun:
Urban Outfitters $75
For the simple:
For the glamorous:
For the (very, very) adventurous:
Urban Outfitters $79
Maybe my bio teacher has a secret passion for fashion forecasting…